Chuck Norris Quotes
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Chuck Norris Quotes
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Chuck Norris wrote:What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris wrote:The following is a short list of things Chuck Norris cannot do: .
Chuck Norris wrote:Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris wrote:Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wrote:Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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Chuck Norris wrote:Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the f**k he wants.
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LOL! Nice one.
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