A proctology sudent
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A proctology sudent
I read this joke somewhere I can't remember:
A student of proctology is in the morgue one day after classes, getting a little practice in before the final exams. He goes over to a table where a body is lying face down. He uncovers the sheet over the body, and to his surprise he finds a cork in the corpse's rectum. Figuring that this is fairly unusual, he pulls the cork out and, to his surprise, the rectum starts singing, "Hey Chicago what do you say... the Cubs are gonna".
The student is amazed and places the cork back in the backside. The music stops. Totally
freaked out, the student calls the Medical Examiner over to the corpse.
"Look at this, this is really something," the student tells the examiner as he pulls the cork back out again.
"Hey Chicago what do you say... the Cubs are gonna"
"So what?", the Medical Examiner replies, obviously unimpressed with the students discovery.
"But isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?" asked the student.
Are you kidding me?" replied the Examiner, "I've heard hundreds of assholes sing that stupid song."
A student of proctology is in the morgue one day after classes, getting a little practice in before the final exams. He goes over to a table where a body is lying face down. He uncovers the sheet over the body, and to his surprise he finds a cork in the corpse's rectum. Figuring that this is fairly unusual, he pulls the cork out and, to his surprise, the rectum starts singing, "Hey Chicago what do you say... the Cubs are gonna".
The student is amazed and places the cork back in the backside. The music stops. Totally
freaked out, the student calls the Medical Examiner over to the corpse.
"Look at this, this is really something," the student tells the examiner as he pulls the cork back out again.
"Hey Chicago what do you say... the Cubs are gonna"
"So what?", the Medical Examiner replies, obviously unimpressed with the students discovery.
"But isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?" asked the student.
Are you kidding me?" replied the Examiner, "I've heard hundreds of assholes sing that stupid song."
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Re: A proctology sudent
Lmao.
DuDu, i don't think you get it. Rofl.
DuDu.Nka wrote:Haha hihi hehe
DuDu, i don't think you get it. Rofl.
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Re: A proctology sudent
SexRyder wrote:She..
It?
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Re: A proctology sudent
Just a bs thing. Or bs machine.
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